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Tuesday, March 13, 2018

Erotic story #1 Hot erotic story about escort girls.

“Let’s go upstairs. I want to play with your ass.”
I was absolutely surprised by this stunning Astana escort girl, best model escort I've ever seen.
She whispered these intentions into my ear, punctuating the statement with a bite to my earlobe that caused me to moan deeply.
Ten words, neither more nor less, but I could not get them out of my head, for more than a few reasons. The first, because of the mysterious fire that seemed to have settled in my lower abdomen. The second, because the nonchalance with which she uttered those words surely meant something other than what I thought she did. But then again, if we had to go up to her apartment, rather than stay in the car, maybe she did mean exploring that previously restricted territory…
Previously restricted and unexplored…but after all, how do you know you don’t like something if you’ve never tried it. That’s why I had to try men to know they weren’t my thing, or Hawaiian pizza, among other experiments.
Even so, I can’t deny that the thought of this particular experiment made me nervous. Nervous and excited at the same time, I had to admit though. I was breathing quickly, and while I tried to play it cool, Iris noticed as soon as got into the elevator.
“Relax – I won’t do anything you don’t want me to.”
That was the problem! Since those 10 words had made their way so confidently from her mouth to my ear, the thought of her tongue reaching those unexplored parts of my body was all I could think about. I wanted to have it, had to.
This was, of course, assuming I hadn’t misunderstood her. Maybe all she wanted to do was give me a good spanking over her knee. That would be delicious as well, I’m sure, but after giving my mind a taste of what might come, I needed to satiate this newfound hunger.
Upon entering her 5th floor apartment, however, my delighted suspicions were confirmed when she kissed me deeply and then pointed down the hallway.
“Go and clean yourself up, I’ll be waiting in the next room on the right.”
I nodded and tried to walk with what I hoped was a confident and appetizing swagger.
In other circumstances I would have stopped to appreciate the decor, or the color of the walls, but it was impossible. What. I did notice were the tiles in the bathroom while doing what I had been asked, how they almost reverberated along with my pounding heart. When I finished, I opened the door to her room, and tried to look like I wasn’t about to faint. But the sight that greeted me… Iris was completely naked and standing next to her dresser with her phone in her hand. Low and steady ambient beats filled the room and she set down her phone to give me a lascivious smile. I immediately forgot everything – my nervousness, my name, everything.
I have no idea if it was her or me that closed the distance between us, but the next thing I knew, her lips were pressed mine, her tongue parting them, warm and firm.
I gave it a gentle bite, drawing a low moan from her. She smiled and opened her eyes, then licked my lower lip slowly.
“Bratty bitch.”
I shuddered in pleasure, unable to otherwise react or speak. Iris searched my lips one more time as she pushed me backward toward the wall, leaving me cornered. Running a hand along the length of my body, she cupped my ass and then spun me around. I felt her breath hot on my neck and then her hands all over my body.
I had to hold on to the wall to keep myself upright when she began to move her hips against me and bite my ear. Each thrust made it seem more and more likely I was about to lose my sanity. But then her hands encircled me and Iris unzipped my jeans with amazing ability. She pushed them, and my panties, down the ground, letting her lips brush my ass and the backs of my thighs as she crouched down.
Then she took a not-so-gentle bite of my cheek, and I let out a cry of surprise, spreading my legs by reflex.
“You’re going to kill me, Iris…” I gasped.
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However my imminent death did little to worry her, because then she separated my buttocks and ran my tongue through the slick wetness that had been accumulating since she first climbed into my car.
Her hand followed, penetrating me with a thumb while using the length of her finger to press against my throbbing clit
I tried to silence a loud moan against my arm, but that became impossible once her tongue traveled upward to that promised land, my ‘virgin’ territory. Let her go where she wanted, I wanted nothing more than to have her stake a claim.
I felt my heart pumping at a frenzied speed, one that left me feeling like I was about to careen headfirst into danger but I didn’t care. The tip of her tongue was teasing me, entering and then withdrawing with pauses that felt impossibly, cruelly long. And then she stopped.
“I need you to keep going,” I pleaded into the wall, not able to turn and let her see how desperate I was for her to continue.
“What you need is for me to come inside you, darling,” she murmured against my skin, with a lingering kiss to my buttocks. “All you have to do is ask.”
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Saturday, March 10, 2018


Jokes about sex and escorts

1. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

2. What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?

Beat it. We’re closed.

3. Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.

4. What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.

5. Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?

He only comes once a year.

6. What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.

7. What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?

One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.

8. What did the banana say to the vibrator?

Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!

9. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?

Because his wife died.

10. What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?

There are twenty of them.

11. What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

12. What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?


13. What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?

A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.

14. What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cubes have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

15. What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.

Wednesday, February 28, 2018

Escort girls. Blog#14

Don't get anything out of sex with prostitutes except for a bad feeling," says Ben. An apparently average, thirtysomething, middle-class man, Ben had taken an extended lunchbreak from his job in advertising to talk about his experiences of buying sex. Shy and slightly nervous, he told me, "I am hoping that talking about it might help me work out why I do it." I, too, was hoping to understand his motives better. Ben was one of 700 men interviewed for a major international research project seeking to uncover the reality about men who buy sex. The project spanned six countries, and of the 103 customers. The men didn't fall into obvious stereotypes. They were aged between 18 and 70 years old; they were white, black, Asian, eastern European; most were employed and many were ­educated beyond school level. In the main they were presentable, polite, with average-to-good social skills. Many were husbands and boyfriends; just over half were either married or in a relationship with a woman. Research published in 2005 found that the numbers of men who pay for sex had doubled in a decade. The ­authors attributed this rise to "a greater acceptability of commercial sexual contact", yet many of our ­interviewees told us that they felt ­intense guilt and shame about paying for sex. "I'm not satisfied in my mind" was how one described his feelings after paying for sex.

Another told me that he felt "disappointed – what a waste of money", "lonely still" and "guilty about my relationship with my
wife". In fact, many of the men were a mass of contradictions. Despite finding their experiences "unfulfilling, empty, terrible", they continued to visit prostitutes. I interviewed 12 of the men, and found it a fascinating experience. One told me about his experience of childhood cruelty and neglect and linked this to his inability to form close ­relationships with anyone, particularly women. Alex admitted sex with ­prostitutes made him feel empty, but he had no idea how to get to know women "through the usual routes". When I asked him about his feelings towards the women he buys he said that on the one hand, he wants ­prostitutes to get to know and like him and, on
the other, he is "not under ­delusions" that the encounters are anything like a real relationship. Advertisement "I want my ideal prostitute not to behave like one," he said, "to role-play to be a pretend girlfriend, a casual date, not business-like or mechanical. To a third person it looks like we're in love." I felt compassion for Alex. No one had shown him how to form a bond with another human being and he was searching for something that commercial sex was never going to provide. But another of the interviewees left me feeling concerned. Darren was young, good-looking and bright; I asked him how often he thought the women he paid enjoyed the sex. "I don't want them to get any pleasure," he told me. "I am paying
for it and it is her job to give me pleasure. If she enjoys it I would
feel cheated." I asked if he felt prostitutes were different to other women. "The fact that they're prepared to do that job where others won't, even when they're skint, means there's some capability inside them that permits them to do it and not be disgusted," he said. He seemed full of a festering, potentially explosive misogyny. When asked what would end ­prostitution, one interviewee laughed and said, "Kill all the girls." Paul told me that it would take "all the men to be locked up". But most of them told the researchers that they would be ­easily deterred if the current laws were implemented. Fines, public ­exposure, employers being informed, being issued with an Asbo or the risk of a criminal record would stop most of the men from continuing to pay for sex. Discovering the women were ­trafficked, pimped or otherwise coerced would appear not to be so ­effective. Almost half said they ­believed that most women in prostitution are victims of pimps ("the pimp does the ­psychological raping of the woman," explained one). But they still continued to visit them. An upcoming new law will make it illegal for men to pay for sex with a trafficked or pimped woman – and a punter's ignorance of a woman's ­circumstances
will be no defence. Critics have suggested that this is ­unfair, that a man can't possibly know whether a woman is being exploited. Our interviews challenged this notion. The men knew, to some extent, about abuse and coercion in prostitution – they weren't operating under the convenient illusion that women enter the trade because they love sex. More than half admitted that they either knew or believed that a majority of women in prostitution were lured, tricked or trafficked. Advertisement More than one third said they thought the prostitutes they visited had been trafficked to London from another country, and a small number said they suspected that they had ­encountered a trafficking victim based on the woman's inability to speak the local language or on how young or vulnerable they appeared. "I could tell she was new to the country," said one man. "To be new in a country and be a prostitute – it can't be a choice . . . She looked troubled." Another said that he had "seen women with bruises, cuts and eastern European accents in locations where lots of trafficked women and girls are". One man suspected that an African woman he had met was trafficked ­because "she was frightened and nervous. She told me she had been tricked. I had sex with her and she seemed fine with the sex. She asked me to help her, but I said there was little I could do. She might have been lying to me." One of the most interesting findings was that many believed men would "need" to rape if they could not pay for sex on demand. One told me, "Sometimes you might rape someone: you can go to a prostitute instead." Another put it like this: "A desperate man who wants sex so bad, he needs sex to be relieved. He might rape." I concluded from this that it's not feminists such as Andrea Dworkin and
myself who are responsible for the idea that all men are potential rapists – it's sometimes men themselves. Half of the interviewees had bought sex outside of the UK, mostly in Amsterdam, and visiting an area where prostitution is legal or openly advertised had given them a renewed dedication to buying sex when they returned to the UK. Almost half said that they first paid for sex when they were below the age of 21. "Dad took me and my older brother," said David. "He paid. Maybe he wanted to make sure we weren't gay. We went to a brothel. Dad didn't do it, and I don't think he told my mum." Another man paid for sex during a stag trip to Thailand with eight of his friends. He was disappointed. "It was a Russian girl, it wasn't the escort experience. She didn't want to talk, just lay on the bed and wanted to do the [sex] act only." Many men seemed to want a real relationship with a woman and were disappointed when this didn't develop: "It's just a sex act, no emotion. Be prepared to accept this or don't go at all. It's not a wife or girlfriend." ­Others were clear that they paid for sex in order to be able to totally control the encounter, including Bob, who said, "Look, men pay for women because he can have whatever and whoever he wants. Lots of men go to prostitutes so they can do things to them that real women would not put up with." Although some of the men said they thought the women they bought
enjoyed the sex, many others admitted that they thought the women would be feeling "disgusted", "miserable", "dirty" and "scared". Ahmed said he thought the woman might feel "relief that I'm not going to kill her". Only 6% of the men we spoke to had been arrested for soliciting prostitutes. "Deterrents would only work if enforced," said one. "Any negative would make you reconsider. The law's not enforced now, but if any negative thing happened as a consequence it would deter me." Perhaps the new law will make Albert think twice about paying for sex. He told me, "If I'd get in trouble for doing it, I wouldn't do it. In this country, the police are fine with men visiting prostitutes."

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Monday, February 26, 2018

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Plan for sex. It may not sound that romantic, but Dr. Simmons says it’s a great way to improve your sex life and satisfy women. Construct a plan for having sex, he suggests: “Setting aside time or arranging opportunities for sex is very important, especially for busy couples or those with children. Don’t let the frequency of sex dwindle due to fatigue or the inability to find the ‘right time.’”
Make use of technology. Want to keep her in the mood for sex later that night while you’re stuck at the office? Use your cell phone or e-mail. “Send her sexy messages throughout the day,” advises Mandel.
Compliment her body. Want a foolproof way to drive her wild and ensure better sex? “Find a particular feature, and tell her that she is the best in this class,” says Mandel.
Focus on relaxation. Men like to get excited for better sex with Almaty escort girls and Astana escort models, but women are more likely to get in the mood through relaxation. “Wash her hair in the shower or massage her scalp to relax her,” says Debbie Mandel, a stress management expert and author of Addicted to Stress. “A woman needs to be relaxed before she is ready to receive.”

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Use drugs only if you feel good already and are comfortable with the situation If you are going to use drugs or chems, keep in mind the following: Only use alcohol and drugs if you feel physically and psychologically good That means it's not a good idea to use substances if you are tired, sad or depressive or if you have problems with panic attacks or psychoses The way certain drugs will affect you depends on your mood. If you are feeling bad, using drugs will usually make you feel even worse Don't combine alcohol or drugs with medications; you will run extra risk of overdosing or having side-effects and/or unexpected effects Get informed The more you find out about a certain drug before you take it, the better you will know what you are doing. You will know which effects to expect and which risks are
involved, for example, but also how long the effects of the drug will last In the Drugs and Chems ABC, you can read more (in Dutch) about the effects and risks involved in commonly used drugs and chems. You can also call the Drugs Infoline and ask them your questions: 0900-1995 (€ 0.10 p/m) Have your drugs (chems) tested Testing is important: Most drugs you might use recreationally don't come with information leaflets. You never know exactly what you are getting and what the drugs contain The dose of the active ingredient can be different in each bit of powder, fluid or pill Drugs are often mixed or "cut" with other substances, some of which can be poisonous You can have coke, GHB, LSD, XTC, speed and many other drugs tested for a small amount of money. Not all testing services can test all types of drugs, however Look on for information (in Dutch) about where you can get your drugs tested at a location near you Make sure you eat well and get enough sleep Be sure that you have had enough sleep before you take drugs. You will be better equipped to handle drugs if you are well-rested and have had a proper meal Don't go out with an empty stomach, but eat something beforehand. Some drugs have long-lasting physical effects and will suppress your appetite Eat lots of fresh fruit containing vitamins and antioxidants
 both before and after taking drugs. Those will help you recover more quickly Take plenty of condoms and lube along with you if you are going to a sex date or to a sex party Think about a few things in advance: What are your plans for the next day? How will you get home? How will you function at work on Monday? Help your body recover by getting enough to eat and plenty of sleep after you have used drugs Let someone else drive Alcohol and drugs are extremely dangerous in traffic. Alcohol and drug use is the cause of many fatal traffic accidents. It is illegal to drive any kind of vehicle while under the influence of any substance: not only a car, but also a bike, motorcycle or scooter. Agree in advance who will stay sober to drive. Otherwise, take a taxi in order to get home safely. Use drugs in a safe environment You can never know exactly what the effects of drugs will be:

The way alcohol and drugs will effect you depends on what you use and how much of it you take The environment in which you use substances and the people you use them with will also have a major influence Using drugs or alcohol in an environment where you feel safe and with people you trust will make it easier for you to handle them, and you will be less likely to have a bad experience than if you use them in a completely unfamiliar place where you know (almost) no one Tell your friend(s) what you are using and keep tabs on each other Never use drugs if you are alone! Use less for more effect Be careful with the amount of drugs you use: Start with a small amount. That way, you can see and feel what the substance does to your body and mind Especially with GHB and ketamine, there is only a very small difference between an effective dose and an overdose If you use too much too quickly, you may "go out", have problems breathing and lose consciousness altogether. You might even enter into a coma If you use large amounts of drugs more often, you will usually need to take increasingly higher doses to get the same effect. The higher the doses you take, the stronger the negative effects of those drugs will be as well If you take drugs orally (by swallowing them), it will take a little longer before you feel the effect, and the effect won't be as strong as via other routes. Cannabis is an exception to this: eating cannabis will result in a stronger effect Using larger amounts or combining different drugs and alcohol will make sex more difficult. It will be harder for you to maintain an erection or you won't be able to come It will also be harder for you to make real contact with your sex partner or with your surroundings, and you will be more likely to overstep your
boundaries For that reason, use less to get a better effect – especially in connection with sex Don't combine things It is smarter not to use drugs in combination with each other: It is hard to predict the precise effects of combinations. If you use different drugs at the same time, you will be your own guinea pig Whatever you do, don't use drugs or alcohol if you are also taking medications. By combining drugs and/or alcohol with medications, you run a much greater risk If you want to take different drugs at the same time, make sure you are well informed about the risks and the effects of combined use Swallow or snort, but do not inject Beware of injecting drugs: If you inject drugs, they enter your bloodstream immediately and spread very quickly through your whole body. That can make the effect extremely strong Injecting drugs in unhygienic circumstances or using a dirty needle can lead to abscesses and infections By sharing needles and syringes with others, you run a great risk of getting HIV, Hepatitis C and/or Hepatitis B Drugs that are swallowed or snorted will have more gradual effect on your body Make sure you have plenty of condoms and lube in reach Stay in charge of what is going to happen: Make sure you always have condoms and lube in your pocket By fucking with condoms and lube, you will prevent yourself from becoming infected with HIV or some other STI If you find yourself empty-handed at home, in the sauna or in a darkroom, you might be more easily tempted to fuck without condoms. Bring your own condoms with you on an Internet date or to a sex party Be clear about fucking with condoms Make it easier for you and your sex partner to fuck with condoms: After taking drugs, your chances of having unsafe sex will be greater. Your inhibitions will disappear, and when you are high, safe sex may suddenly seem less important As soon as you know that you are going to have sex, tell your partner that you want to do it with condoms. Talking about
sex in advance makes it easier to stick to your agreements Stick to your agreements Discuss in advance with your sex partner what you do and do not want to do: Some drugs will affect your consciousness and your perception so much that your day-to-day reality will seem far away. Especially crystal meth, XTC and ketamine (special K) have this effect This may give you an amazing experience, but it can also lead you to fuck without condoms, despite all your good intentions Stick to your intention and say "no" if you don't want to do something. That will be easier to do if you discuss it with your sex partner before you both take drugs Use extra lube During sex it is important to keep adding extra lube and to rehydrate yourself: Alcohol and most drugs take moisture out of your body. Dancing for hours or being in a warm space will dry out your body even more The resulting dehydration will cause your anus and other mucous membranes to be less moist than normal That makes it even more important to use more lube while fucking You can also make up for the loss of moisture by drinking one or two glasses of water, fruit juice or a sports drink Use a new condom every 15 minutes Don't forget to use condoms properly. 

 Drugs can cause you to lose track of your sense of time. They can also make you more aggressive and more assertive than usual Be careful with yourself and your sex partner, and make sure your condom doesn't break Avoid having the condom break during use by putting on a new one every 15 minutes and adding more lube Keep track of what you use Make sure someone knows what you have taken and how much of it. Tell a friend which drug(s) you are using That way, if anything goes wrong, the ambulance staff can know what you have taken and they can know what to do to help you

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Accept and celebrate who you are Sex in later life may not be the same as it was in your youth—but that doesn’t have to be a bad thing. In fact, sex can be more enjoyable than ever. As you find yourself embracing your older identity, you can: Reap the benefits of experience. The independence and self-confidence that comes with age can be very attractive to your spouse or potential partners. No matter your gender, you may feel better about your body at 62 or 72 than you did at 22. And it is likely that you now know more about yourself and what makes you excited and happy. Your experience and self-possession can make your sex life exciting for you and your partner. Look ahead. As you age, try to let go of expectations for your sex life. Do your best to avoid dwelling on how things are different. If you enjoyed an active sex life in your younger years, there’s no reason to slow down with age, unless you want to. A positive attitude and open mind can go a long way toward improving your sex life as you age. Love and appreciate your older self. Naturally, your body is going through changes as you age. You look and feel differently than you did when you were younger. But if you can accept these changes as natural and hold your head up high, you’ll not only feel better, you’ll also be more attractive to others. Confidence and honesty garner the respect of others—and can be sexy and appealing. Good sex as you age is safe sex as you age As an older adult, you need to be just as careful
as younger people when having sex with a new partner. You may not be able to get pregnant, but you’re still susceptible to sexually transmitted diseases. Talk to your partner, and protect yourself. Communicate with your partner As bodies and feelings change as you grow older, it’s more important than ever to communicate your thoughts, fears, and desires with your partner. Encourage your partner to communicate fully with you, too. Speaking openly about sex may not come easily to you, but improving your communication will help both of you feel closer, and can make sex more pleasurable. Talking about sex Broaching the subject of sex can be difficult for some people, but it should get easier once you begin. And as an added bonus, you may find that just talking about sex can make you feel sexy. Try the following strategies as you begin the conversation. Be playful. Being playful can make communication about sex a lot easier. Use humor, gentle teasing, and even tickling to lighten the mood. Be honest. Honesty fosters trust and relaxes both partners—and can be very attractive. Let your partner know how you are feeling and what you hope for in a sex life. Discuss new ideas. If you want to try something new, discuss it with your partner, and be open to his or her ideas, too. The senior years—with more time and fewer distractions—can be a time of creativity and passion. Modernize. You may belong to a generation in which sex was a taboo subject. But talking openly about your needs, desires, and concerns with your partner can make you closer—and help you both enjoy sex and intimacy. Focus
on intimacy and physical touch A good sex life—at any age—involves a lot more than just sex. It’s also about intimacy and touch, things anyone can benefit from. Even if you have health problems or physical disabilities, you can engage in intimate acts and benefit from closeness with another person. Take the pressure off by putting aside your old ideas of what sex “should be.” Focus instead on the importance of tenderness and contact. Taking your time Without pressing workloads or young children to worry about, many older adults have far more time to devote to pleasure and intimacy. Use your time to become more intimate. Stretch your experience. Start with a romantic dinner—or breakfast—before lovemaking. Share romantic or erotic literature
and poetry. Having an experience together, sexual or not, is a powerful way of connecting intimately. Don’t be shy. Hold hands and touch your partner often, and encourage him or her to touch you. Tell your partner what you love about him/her, and share your ideas about new sexual experiences you might have together. Relax. Find something that relaxes both partners, whether it’s trying massage or baths together. Relaxation fosters confidence and comfort, and can help both erectile and dryness problems.